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Posted 8 months ago with 41 notes
douglashaddow:

The event horizon of Canadian multiculturalism. 
Posted 12 months ago with 3852 notes
HEY!
Posted 1 year ago with 145 notes
The Jerk Store called.  They’re running out of dudes who haven’t done anything good since “For Whom the Bell Tolls.”
juliasegal:

Click to watch
Posted 1 year ago with 3 notes
Posted 2 years ago with 137 notes
HEY!
juliasegal:

jdevl:

Good comeback.
Posted 2 years ago with 58 notes
hipsterrunoff:

The jerk store called, they’re running out of… well… jerks.
Posted 3 years ago
The Jerk Store called. They’re running out of these two idiots.
 Golden Nuggets of Wisdom: Being an Ass-hole
Posted 3 years ago
The Jerk Store called.  They’re running out of unfit mothers.
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Posted 3 years ago with 48 notes
The Jerk Store called.  They’re running out of lame ways to show off ugly posters.
lauterhaus: simko:

Typographic poster by Publicis Mojo…
The set of six posters, are designed as resolutions, and poke fun at some of the clichés we all come across in the industry,” explains [creative director] Micah Walker. “They’re a limited edition print run of 100, some as lithographs and some as screen prints. We sent them out to friends, clients and colleagues, as a crafted hello more than anything else. Luca Lonescu, from Like Minded Studio, worked closely with us to bring the lines to life in a way that felt appropriate and fresh. It’s all just part of us trying to keep a constant spirit of creative productivity. It’s nice to not only do ads all the time,” he adds. (via)
Posted 3 years ago
The Jerk Store called.  They’re running out of fat fuck celebrity gossip bloggers.